Adopt-An-Oiler!

The Edmonton Oilers still need your help.

So, adopt an Oiler this Christmas and tell us what gift you'd like to give them as a little pick-me-up, or to help them play better.

Softer hands? A heart transplant? A parachute to get off the crashing plane? A bottle of Jack to numb the pain? An EZ chair for the bench? An eye checkup?

Be Santa and make a list. Pretend Daryl Katz has given you an unlimited budget.

Type your answers in and we'll publish some of the best.

Note: You don't have to adopt EVERY Oiler, either.